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May 18, 2026
Decoy
“The only way to win the surveillance economy is to become completely unmarketable. We make you a beautiful idiot to every algorithm on Earth.”
The Problem
The internet knows you. It knows you too well. Behold your ad profile:
Your Inferred Profile™
Recently cried in a car98%
Will buy anything sage-scented94%
Googled symptom at 2amConfirmed
Net worthlol
Emotionally exploitable on SundaysYes
You can’t hide. But you can become statistically insane.
How It Works
Decoy runs in the background and quietly does things on your behalf that no human would ever do.
🧍
You
browsing normally, like a sucker
🌀
Decoy
injects 400 lawnmower reviews + opera
📡
The Algorithm
"who... what IS this man"
🕊️
You, Free
ads now: only fishing kayaks
The Transformation
Ad targeting accuracy97 → 3
Advertiser confidence88 → 4
Your sense of mystery5 → 99
Money saved (impulse buys)10 → 90
Pricing
Static
$5/mo
Light noise. They think you're 40% interested in pontoon boats. Harmless.
Chaos
$22/mo
Full unmarketability. Targeters file a support ticket about you.
Witness Protection
$199/mo
Three plausible alternate lives, rotated nightly. One of them is a beekeeper.
TAM
$311,000,000,000
Everyone who has whispered “is my phone listening to me” × paranoia × the entire ad industry’s budget
The Ask
$4M seed. Hiring 5 engineers and one philosopher to determine whether, after enough decoys, there is even a real you left. (We will not be reading the report.)
Series A pitch:“We’re a VPN, but instead of hiding you we replace you with a confident lunatic.”