Foley
“A live sound design crew follows you through your day via earbud and adds professional movie-grade sound effects to your real life. You walk into a coffee shop. Synth swell. You sigh at an email. Distant thunder. Your life now has a budget.”
The Problem
The Solution
One earbud. A Foley engineer on shift. A 14TB library of dramatic cues. Our AI watches your day through your phone camera + mic and cues sound effects, score, and the occasional distant wolf howl at exactly the right beat.
The Sound Library
Curated by Oscar-adjacent professionals. Every cue field-tested on a real person walking into a CVS.
How It Works
Pricing
- ♪12 cues per day, AI-only
- ♪Library limited to public-domain sting
- ♪30% chance of a Mentos jingle
- ♪Unlimited cues, human engineer on shift
- ♪Genre lock (noir / rom-com / A24)
- ♪“BRAAAM” budget: 4/month
- ♪End-of-day audio diary, mixed
- ♪Dedicated Foley engineer (named)
- ♪Live string quartet on retainer
- ♪Custom theme song, leitmotifs for exes
- ♪Will score your funeral. In escrow.
TAM
The Ask
$7M seed for: 4 engineers, a head of Foley poached from a real film studio, the audio rights to one (1) Hans Zimmer drone, and a legal retainer for the day someone uses a BRAAAM at a real funeral.
Series A pitch:“We’re Spotify, but every song is about whatever you just did.”