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May 19, 2026
Nemesis
“Motivational coaches tell you that you can do it. We assign you a man named Brad who is already doing it, slightly better, on purpose.”
The Problem
Self-improvement apps reward you for showing up. Nobody has ever done anything great because an app was nice to them. Behold the motivational efficacy of positivity:
Your effort, with encouragement
“You’re doing amazing” → you, doing less
The Solution
Nemesis pairs you with a rival calibrated to be exactly 4% better than you at the thing you care about. Forever. They never get tired. They post.
Your Assigned Nemesis
😏
Brad Halvorsen
“Just a regular guy who runs slightly faster than you.”
Your 5k timeBrad's 5k time, casually
Your side projectBrad shipped his Tuesday
Your sourdoughBrad's sourdough has a name
The Spite Engine
🛋️
You
considering a nap
📲
Nemesis
"Brad just did 40 pushups 🙂"
😤
You
doing 41 out of pure rage
📈
Growth
powered entirely by resentment
The Results
Workouts completed12 → 88
Inner peace70 → 6
Productivity20 → 95
Texts to Brad that say 'who is this'0 → 73
Pricing
Frenemy
$8/mo
A mild rival. Beats you at Wordle. You'll be fine. Probably.
Arch
$29/mo
Brad. Calibrated nightly. Knows your goals. Has better goals.
Final Boss
$249/mo
A nemesis with your face, your name, and zero self-doubt. Therapy not included.
TAM
$84,000,000,000
Everyone who has ever seen a former classmate’s LinkedIn and felt something
The Ask
$5M seed. Hiring 6 engineers and one ethicist whose only job is to be ignored. Brad is already on payroll. Brad is always on payroll.
Series A pitch:“We’re a fitness app, but the trainer hates you specifically and that’s the feature.”