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May 17, 2026
Streakr
“We keep your streaks alive while you do absolutely nothing. The dopamine of discipline, fully outsourced.”
The Problem
You had a 47-day streak. You were a person who meditates now. Then Tuesday happened.
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One missed day. Streak: 0. Identity: gone. You are once again just a guy.
The Solution
You connect your apps. You go live your life. Streakr taps the buttons.
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You
asleep / brunch / crying
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Streakr Bot
logs in as you, lovingly
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The Apps
"✅ Day 312! Wow!"
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Your Brain
I am so disciplined
The Transformation
Sense of self12 → 96
Actual exercise done8 → 8
Smugness30 → 100
Pricing
Casual
$4/mo
We keep 1 streak. Probably Duolingo. The owl knows.
Whole Self
$19/mo
Gym, meditation, journaling, flossing. You contain multitudes (we do).
Legacy
$99/mo
Streaks continue 40 years after you stop caring. Heirs inherit them.
TAM
$84,000,000,000
Everyone who has ever said “I’m going to start Monday.” × guilt × 12 months
The Ask
$3M seed. Hiring: 4 engineers and one ethicist we will not be listening to.
Series A pitch:“We’re Strava, but the effort is also fake.”