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May 28, 2026
Tabs
“Tab bankruptcy as a service. We close all 3,861 of your open browser tabs, read every single one, and assure you — with a notarized certificate — that you missed nothing.”
The Problem
(2) Gmail×
AITA for…×
flights to L…×
best mattr…×
how long can…×
Untitled - Goo…×
is it normal t…×
Stack Over…×
lofi beats to…×
127.0.0.1:30…×
Wikipedia: O…×
amazon.co…×
+3,847
You have 3,861 tabs open across 14 windows. Each one is a tiny promise to a future version of you who does not exist and never showed up to work. Your laptop fan has filed for divorce.
The Solution
Click Declare Bankruptcy. Our AI opens every tab, reads it like a hostage, renders a verdict, and closes it. You wake up to inbox zero, except the inbox was your entire personality.
Tabs · Triage · live2,814 / 3,861 closed
best mattress 2023 (page 6)archivedyou bought one in 2024
AITA thread · 14 replies deepclosedYTA. let it go.
flights to Lisbon · TueKEPTyou might actually go (you won't)
how long can milk sit out—closedit's bad. it was always bad.
Untitled - Google Docclosedit was empty. it was always empty.
that tweet you screenshottedclosedhe deleted it. you were right.
Things you actually missed: 0
How It Works
You
4,000 tabs, 1 brain cell
Tabs Cloud
inhales every tab
AI Reader
reads them all, suffers
You
one calm sentence
tabs read: 3,861 · genuinely important: 0 · recipes that demanded a life story first: 211
Pricing
Hoarder
$0Free forever
- ✓1 bankruptcy/year
- ✓Closes tabs at random
- ✓No verdicts (you'll never know)
Tab Zero
$9/mo · most popular
- ✓Unlimited bankruptcies
- ✓Per-tab verdict + reasoning
- ✓“You missed nothing” certificate
- ✓Fan-noise SLA: silence
Open Workspace
Call usteam plan
- ✓Org-wide tab amnesty
- ✓Closes the shared Doc no one owns
- ✓SSO · SOC2 · Slack triage
- ✓Quarterly mass forgiveness event
TAM
Total addressable open tabs
1.9B knowledge workers × $9/mo × 12 mo
= $205.2B
(excludes the mobile Safari vertical, where the tab counter gives up at 99 — and so, eventually, does hope)
The Ask
$4M seed for: 3 engineers, one browser-extension whisperer, and a server farm cooled exclusively by our users’ collective sigh of relief.
Series A pitch:“We’re Marie Kondo, but for Chrome, and nothing sparks joy.”